Man used squirt gun to shoot neighbor with his urine: cops

An irate, pee-brained Florida man filled up a squirt gun with his own urine and blasted a neighbor several times as she walked her dog — and vowed to “do it again” after he was nabbed, police said.

Joel William Benjamin, 71, is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after his Saturday arrest at an apartment complex in Gulfport, where he spotted the unidentified woman walking her dog and “approached the victim and pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine,” according to an arrest report obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.

Benjamin then squirted the woman several times and later told police he would “do it again” if given the chance, according to the arrest report.

It’s unclear what sparked the urine attack, but a source close to the matter told The Smoking Gun that Benjamin may have been aggravated by fellow residents at the Seaside Villas apartment building who do not curb their dogs.

The sickening incident did not “cause bodily harm” to the woman, according to the arrest report.

Benjamin, who has been released from the Pinellas County Jail, could not be immediately reached.

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